lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009

Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020

Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling

God sibling your are lard eyes

by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024

Lard-ass

Some fat kid running at the swimming pool

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch

by Ar226 March 26, 2020

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022