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Landon

a guy who is secretly hurt who wants to get help but too scared to get it he runs away from everyone who is good for him he is too scared to see the truth and also a horny mother fucking bastard :P
Me:Why does Landon runaway from people who care for him
Friend:idk
by January 21 December 30, 2020
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Landon

Landon means long hill or a boy a 13 year old boy
I went under a landon
by Hamilton Landon June 19, 2021
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Social Landmine

People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.
"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."
by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009
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landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.
by Tbone July 16, 2003
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landoawd

A big goofy guy who has read and memorized the dictionary yet still speaks with an incorrect southern style accent.
Wow, LandoAWD is 6'8" and goofy.
by TheMan January 4, 2005
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Raugh Landomly

A person who smokes marijuana for the first time and loses control of their entire being. Talks extremely stupidly and pisses everyone off.
Yo, when me and my boys went down on the field hockey field next to H.Thorwn, Erik was such Raugh Landomly, to the point where we named it after him!
by Ryan + Craig+ Scooter October 6, 2005
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Landon

The screw up, a man that is clumsy and usually don't know how to talk to girls, but he's not all bad, he has a very huge and beautiful unibrow!
Girl: Hey Landon!
Landon: Uh...uh....uh.... I am a cheesestick that ate lots of stickcheese! *Leaves*
by JokesAreCool April 4, 2017
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