Lactoholic

A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.

"Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herself another glass of milk this morning. She's such a Lactoholic!"

"Kasa has been excited since she discovered the Hollandia Lactose Free Milk. Finally the lactoholic can satisfy her milk cravings without worry"

by Efferverscent December 5, 2023

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Lactic

The feeling you're NOT supposed to get during tempo work. Some people let their ego get in the way and go full leg lock after the first rep.

I'm so lactic right now, f*ck!

by TrackStar99 March 25, 2024

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Lactose intolerance

You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.

Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

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