When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.
(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.
by John & Justin M. January 19, 2011
She licked me Lucky Charms!
by i.like.chipotle.and.im.a.fatty November 20, 2009
by Keithinator March 13, 2009
A girl who helps her clueless guy friend pick out an engagement ring for his fiance. The duties of a lucky lady include:
1) Accompanying the helpless male to the jewelery store to choose a ring.
2) Trying on the ring (it helps if she has similar finger size as the fiance).
3) Discussing options for the proposal - setting, timing, etc.
4) Providing psychological support during this stressful time.
1) Accompanying the helpless male to the jewelery store to choose a ring.
2) Trying on the ring (it helps if she has similar finger size as the fiance).
3) Discussing options for the proposal - setting, timing, etc.
4) Providing psychological support during this stressful time.
Johnny: Hey bro, did you get the ring for Susie yet?
Carl: Nah man, I don't know what to get...what if she doesn't like it or the ring doesn't fit?
Johnny: Dude just find a lucky lady! That'll solve all your problems.
Carl: Oh duh! Why didn't I think of that sooner?
Carl: Nah man, I don't know what to get...what if she doesn't like it or the ring doesn't fit?
Johnny: Dude just find a lucky lady! That'll solve all your problems.
Carl: Oh duh! Why didn't I think of that sooner?
by NotThatOriginal May 21, 2014
by kOrRuPt.. March 15, 2021
To be chosen out of many great people, because there was just something about you someone had to love!
by hotforcm January 13, 2012
by tony March 08, 2005