LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 15, 2005

arse licker

Someone who ingratiates themeselves. See brown nose

John Howard is an arselicker

by -db- August 12, 2003

fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

envelope licker

Homosexual female, lesbian.

Don't bother with her man.
Why not?
She's an envelope licker.
Eh?
She licks the flaps!

by pab September 20, 2004

Bunda Licker

An absolute bollock who licks bundas for a living. Most are prostitutes.

NO WAY! AATIR IS A BUNDA LICKER.

by Bao Bunda!!!! November 16, 2021

ditch licker

(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.

If it smells good, EAT IT!

Her pussy was so beautiful it made me proud to be a skilled ditch licker.

by Grue December 14, 2003

arse-licker

An annoying person who is constantly sucking up to others

Arse-licker: "oooh rebecca you are sooo cool"

Person: "shut up you arse-licker!"

by MattieFattie June 12, 2008