lagging

to cut yourself because you dont know how else to express the hatred for your life.

I caught Miriam lagging in her room the other night.

by sosmartdvidsojvsidomvammmd May 15, 2011

Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 9, 2009

laughing thigh-cancer

(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.

To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.

by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009

laughing emoji

Friend zone. I’m sorry dude.

“😂😂lol” - colin

Wow..... I just got friend zoned - bri
The laughing emoji is basically getting friend zoned.

by Bri lol December 29, 2019

Laughing

Something that you do to hide your inner mos deep darkest feelings

John was laughing even though he wanted the sweet release of death

by Notanary August 10, 2020

Laughing at the Ground

Being sick; vomiting.

"Hey, look at him. Half a pint of lager and he's already laughing at the ground."
"Yeah. Let's get him!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

genuinely laughing

The act of forcefully laughing at someone's humourless joke to avoid an awkward or apathetic situation. This type of laughter is very commonly witnessed in a workplace environment.

The Boss: "When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough."

Employees: (genuinely laughing)

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 14, 2009