Kylian Offsidebappe

Offside Merchant. Joined Real Madrid only to ruin the team by interrupting his teammates. Complains when his teammates don't feed him easy tap-ins. Get's owned by offside traps and ghosted his first El Clasico

Dumbass Turtle Fan: "Ummm, Mbappe owns Varca"🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: "LMFAOOOO, Kylian Offsidebappe lost El Clasico and got caught offside everytime"

by PenaldoPessiDog November 9, 2024

Kylian mbappe

A French man who has been involved in the anal penetration of a transgender woman,and also scammed real madrid out of our hopes and dreams.

I FUCKING HATE KYLIAN MBAPPE

by JerrySucksToes December 9, 2024

kyrin heath

bad bitches love this guy

bad bitch : “wow i love him.. who is that?”

mid bitch : “that’s kyrin heath he’s so sexy”

by the ava that was on ur man December 12, 2024

Kyran

Kyran is the term for an Asian boy that often times not, enjoys passionate relationships with men and will do anything they can to be in more homosexual relationships.

"Bro, you're such a Kyran. Can you not be so sus?"

by Super Duper Cool Fizz February 26, 2025

Kyriakos

kyriakos is a sexy bitch, very hot, very kinky, very smart. We all need kyriakos in our life!

J: I met kyriakos
Me: WOW SO DELIGHTFUL!

by sexyb1tch May 19, 2025

Kirian

some scrawny, tall Mexican guy who can’t say no to his delectable wife yihan. this guy is totally lame and he plays piano and synth and guitar!!!! He is also a PUNK AND UGLT!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirian is really hot ok bye he’s ugkt throw rotten tomatoes at him.

by yihanlover69 September 19, 2025

Kyran

he is a gay ass cunt who loves sucking dick and receiving it up his bum

Person 1: I’m getting bummed
Person 2: I know, it’s Kyran

by pussytightpussyfreshpussyclean October 29, 2025