Kristen

Kristen is a retarded person who is loyal but emotionally unstable depressed never sleeps but likes good convos. She won't rat you out or tell your secrets to anyone. Pretty bad temper, kinda ugly inside and out. Doesn't really fit in, only has like 5 friends. She's cool tho, she likes one person, would never cheat ever. Loves animals and baby's but once the start 1st grade they can fuck right off she likes channo and civics. She also has pretty bad anxiety.

Kristen is retarded

by Djjsjdnd July 5, 2018

Kristeenuh

A popular and semi-pretty girl who enjoys being a total whore or slut

"Did you know Kristeenuh is cheating on her boyfriend?"
"what a whore!"
"That's just Kristeenuh."

by Lynn Jones March 1, 2009

A Kristen Orcino

American girl usually of asian descent. She's a big slut and sends nudes to British boys. Also is a huge spastic and is retarded.

Oh wow that girl is just a Kristen Orcino can't believe she sucked off my Dad and brother.

by The Real William Shakespeare January 28, 2020

Kristen

The most horrible person you will ever meet. She will kill your joy when she looks at you. You will have a hard time tell the she actually is a woman. She smokes weed, byes things she cant afford, she weighs over 200 pounds and has no personal life of her own.

|Friends Mom| Did you hear about Kristen and that naked man in her basement?!
|Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend!
|Friends Mom| Yeah! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers.
|Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora
|Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.

by Bitchtard75 January 1, 2012

kristensen

bitch. all to say. Only definition.

Person 1: Oh no, its the kristensen
Kristensten: Hey! I hate everyone who aren't boys and I'm rich!

by shitkunt/kristensen h8ter June 12, 2016

Kristen

Girl who writes definitions about herself on urbandictionary to get guys named Tyler to hit on her.

Tyler: I met this girl on bumble who liked hate sex and wanted me to "glean" her today.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.

by Tylerdurden5 December 20, 2018

Kristen

She is an ally of POC's and uses her White privilege for good.

Karen posts a racist comment and Kristen corrects, cancels, and reports her.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.

by ills. June 5, 2020