kitchen

The room where grandma hides her shotgun shells.

Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.

by freedyal May 14, 2005

THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'

when you are struck by the BITCHIN-ness of a kitchen. a sweet kitchen setup.

realtor: and here is the kitchen, it has marble coun...
buyer: THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'!

by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010

Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.

Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.

by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011

Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004

the kitchen

where women belong

george washington - "martha, what did i tell you about using free will ?! now get back in the kitchen and make me some pie."

martha washinton- "okay."

by buenosnachos February 14, 2009

Kitchen

Where the goods are cooked, things are shipped/delivered, people get swerved, and basically all the dope shit happens. Sometimes referred to as the bakery.

Cook1: I'll be right back, I gotta go whip up some boulder in the kitchen.

Dude1: Pass the blunt first, nigga!

by sunstir June 21, 2010

kitchen bitch

A groovy orgy, taking place in the kitchen, organized by horny, oversexed, nymphomaniac college girls. A kitchen bitch is often instigated on the spur of the moment during a social gathering, being initiated by an inspired individual by calling out the words, "kitchen bitch".

I was at this crazy party with a bunch of slutty drunk bizzos. Some drunk hoodrat screamed "Kitchen Bitch!" and proceeded to dry hump me, riding me like she was trying to win the Triple Crown. She began tearing off my clothes, exposing my throbbing member. Then, like gangbusters, every horny-ass bitch wanted to be a part of the kitchen bitch.

by McSicko December 12, 2007