om kesha

An ugly wannabe kesha girl who doesn't know the meaning of loquacious

Oh look who it is!
Who?
Om kesha!

Om kesha: what's the meaning of Loquacious?

by Kal1alshe June 3, 2017

The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019

Dirty keshan

Having sex with a midget whilst you scream "heeelllppppp my meat!"

I heard someone doing the dirty keshan last night in the near by woods

by Onslaught May 5, 2020

Ke$habomb

Similar to antiquing, except the victim is awake (but unsuspecting) and the subastance is glitter (rather than flour). Derived from the popular singer Ke$ha's penchant for glitter, as she describes in all of her singles.

Works best on bare skin in a humid environment. i.e. - waterpark, outdoor summer event, hot dance club, etc.

Rani turned around while still wet from the waterslide and I Ke$habombed her with a tube full of blue glitter. She should sparkle for days, now.

by jeepinozz June 1, 2011

Kesha

A weak disease that boyfriends, girlfriends, and spouse's get when they they get lost in the world. It will definitely try to steal your life and soul. Leaving its victims hurt with a painful rash. But beware 4 it's reward is written in NIV Revelations chapters 17 - 21 with a double portion of all she gave out poured in her cup as a self proclaimed queen high on her thrown.

Define Kesha #1 I want to wear yall shoes, because i'm queen and I love souls. #2 You better not covet my shoes, you better worry about that millstone commin

by Sashaaisha May 1, 2022

Keshane

1. (n) Any man who avidly misuses the word "perverted."

2. (n) A male Asian name originating from the mispronunciation of the word "keychain."

I. Bowei: Would you like to go into the other room and see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Keshane: OMG. You're so perverted.

II. Keshane tries very hard in school.

by tAmMy~xXx October 12, 2010

dinosaur (ke$ha)

a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men

dinosaur (ke$ha)

WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"

then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.

by you need a catscan! September 9, 2010