Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.
I was out last night and ended up doing a keates in O'Neills.
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A no good, worthless douchebag who calls women names to hide the fact he has a very small penis and low selfesteem. He tries to control his women and treat them bad so that he can make himself look and feel better. These guys usually like to browse guns often and love the military lifestyle.
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Dude, I had to to totally pull a Keaton on that skank Susan at the corner cause she's been dropping by every day after the bus picks up Jack Jr.
by ChitownJack November 17, 2009
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Get the Keaton mug.Such an amazing person with great hair and style. Loves to have fun and try new things. She's a quiet one and keeps to her self. She gets taken for advantage from those she cares most about. She will find that special someone someday.
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