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An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
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99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:
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A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack
by Farlayy July 19, 2019
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A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.
“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart
“What? I thought he’d love you forever
by Idek.idk July 25, 2019
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The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.
by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019
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Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.
Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!
by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019
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an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”
by Brooklyn;))) April 6, 2019
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