Joner

Joner (v): 1. to first commit to an obligation and then fail to arrive.

2. pull a fast one over the eyes as intended to deliver but failing to

Did you hear about Paul?

No. What happened to Paul?

His blind date pulled a Joner!!!

No way!!

by Digger Leemond September 9, 2010

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Joiner

Term used to describe a stranger who tries to join your line at a club or tries to party with you and your friends.

Omg, did you see that girl? She totally was trying to pretend she was with us in the line. What a joiner!

by Pinkfarida September 6, 2010

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Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" December 15, 2008

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Kendall Jenner

The only sister who isn’t plastic yet...
She is nothing compared to BTS tho! That’s on pyramid.

Someone: Kendall Jenner is so pretty XD
Me: wait till she becomes plastic

Someone: her photo shoot is amazing

Me: Eh, I’ve seen better, have you seen BTS’s photo shoots

by 🍒~Choi Min Chim~🍒 January 18, 2021

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joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.

Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.

by Tj moran May 9, 2005

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