Jobs

bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.

He's such a dirty Jobs.

by Travis October 26, 2004

Jobs

1. To look up information on your Apple device

2. To dick around on your Apple device

3. To communicate via your Apple device

1. Can you Jobs the score on ESPN for me?

2. Quit Jobsing before you get smartphone dead leg, slut chops, and make me some bacon!

3. Will you please be my textretary and Jobs Steve about that rehearsal?

by Arianrhod2012 September 2, 2013

Jobism

The discrimination and mistreatment of others based on financial income source or lack thereof.

Telling someone that they don't deserve to be able to support themselves with an entry level job is blatant jobism.

by MidwestMasterpiece June 24, 2022

jobillie

A curved shaped eye liner extending out of the eye lid.

Historians say this cosmetic technique originated from Egypt by appling liquidated papya beans onto royal mistresses to appear suductive.

by Lee, Dr. Gi Hun April 4, 2005

Jobshackin'

To perform any number of sexual acts (the more perverted the better, i.e. dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, etc..) in a construction site job shack during normal working hours, while a crew is working.

So I was jobshackin' this dirty slampig while I should have been framing up that house, and when I gave her the cajun hotstick she let out a yell so loud the entire crew knew what was goin' on and we got busted!

by bigboofer October 8, 2008

jobsploitation

making money from and cynically exploiting unemployed/employed people by forcing them to constantly update qualifications, jump hoops, pay to work, attend job seeker interviews, accept unsuitable employment etc.

A massive student debt and then years of jobsploitation to look forward to - I wouldn't like to be a young person these days!

by anotheratheist May 2, 2010

Jobsmas

referring to the day of a Steve Jobs Keynote.

Do you think we'll get a new iPhone for Jobsmas, or is it just going to be new iTunes features?

by s1l1c0n3 November 19, 2010