Jobbie

noun: a person who attends Job Corps

i.e. Yeah, we're just a whole bunch of poor Jobbies.

i.e. We're going back to Jobbie Land!

by Sullen Tempest October 21, 2008

jobbed

A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.

1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.

by zenofile April 8, 2009

jobber

one that jobs (see to job)

Man, Doug Whitman is a huge jobber

by BMG December 17, 2002

Ring-Jobber

A person who seduces her boss by demonstrating her rim job skills by blowing impressive smoke rings

Emily: Sara, those are some impressive smoke rings. Are you practicing to be a ring-jobber?

Sara: Yes, I need to double my salary!

by MadBuncher January 30, 2012

Jobber to the Stars

A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.

You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

jobberish

a way of stating how obviously stupid a statement is that has just been made

bob"i like this booked because it cool"
Ted Replies "thats so jobberish bob!!!"

by Pioglioes October 17, 2006

jibble

adj: retard or stupid person

shut up you jibble

by amber and amanda March 29, 2009