jibberish

To speak in a manner that is of the Jibber tribe

"Wabble debabble de MONKEY ATE MY FUCKING FROOTLOOPS"

by Leviathan September 2, 2003

jobbies on toast

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces

woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm

by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010

Blow Jibber

When a girls takes two raw turkey thighs at room temperature and squeezes them on opposite sids of a penis while thrusting up and down.

Chelsea went right to action with a mean blow jibber last night.

by dmoneywestside January 25, 2016

jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").

After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

jibber head

A word that describes a person that is without knowledge of a given subject. Derived from the fattest boy alive, Cody Rogers.

"You call me that again I'll pee on you, jibber head"

by Sonny Campbell April 15, 2005

Jibbed

When you organise and plan with someone for a reasonable period of time only for them to pull out the night before or day of with buillshit excuses.

I planned to sell my car on saturday but old mate Jibbed me

by SpoiceDandy November 4, 2019

Jobby Farmer

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors

lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!

by littlemisskyuss June 1, 2007