Jizel

She is a bad ass , fine ass , smart ass and very BEAUTIFUL female who isn’t afraid to speak her mind nor lay hands on a bitch . She has anger issues but she is a sweetheart . Society’s goddess who has high standards and a lot of money to spare . If you come in contact with a jizel don’t fuck up or around because she’s hard to replace but she’s the devil herself when messed with!

Girl: have you seen jizel?
Boy: Ofcourse I have , I’ve seen her as soon as she entered!

by Tamarabishop November 20, 2023

Jizmark

Jizmark: A jiz-filled handmade pastry, typically enjoyed by left-winged affiliated Americans.

Hey Joe, slow down on the Jizmarks or you will get a belly ache.

by Jizmasters January 4, 2024

Jizmo

Jizmo 'jesus' Venables. An avantgarde noise music composer, from Coventry, a place where music is just noise and his father made a humble living distributing for the Avon company. Some call him a maverick, some a genius , but you know what yeah he's alright.

Person 1: have you heard of that dude who had Minecraft e-sex?
Person 2: ohhhhh, you mean jizmo

by CovyCunt January 17, 2024

Jizzmopper

A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.

When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper

by Squachy September 11, 2025

Jizzmog

To Mog someone with jizz. To establish dominance over someone by ejaculating onto them, or (should you want to avoid prison) ejaculating onto an image of them and displaying it to them. (Commonly done using an iPhone for its luminescent qualities)

“ya bro last week Sarah from geometry class called Derek a dick so after school we all jizzmogged her by coming on our iPhones and posting the pics on her tweet”

by jizszermogger December 5, 2025

Jizm, John Jizm

Jizm, John Jizm

A wordplay off of the movie Chisum, where a bit of a song snippet went....'Chisum, John Chisum'.

Also, something a male will do in his pants with his weenus.

Jizm, John Jizm 1st Boy: John sure shot a big load of jizm on her back.

2nd Boy: Jizm, John Jism.

Jism, John Jizm sure can shoot a load of jizm.

by RebDav March 18, 2026

Banana Jizzmus

Funny business. Unexpected Tom foolery or shenanigans.

Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.

by meswmi October 30, 2012