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Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.
Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!
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Jiffed up

The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter.
That girl used to be skinny, but now she's all jiffed up.
by Dzynz October 7, 2008
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jiff

jiff is used to described something that is totally awesome
man last nite was jiff maaaann
by gioiastrangio May 7, 2008
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Jiffy

Condom, derived from the brand "Jiffy Condoms" ("No babies yet!)
by DominicoItalia August 3, 2008
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Jiffle

Breakfast for the lazy and/or time-crunched; consists of an Eggo waffle smeared with Jif peanut butter, eaten quickly over the sink and washed down with milk directly from the carton. Pathetic, yet satisfying.
"Dude, did you get to eat breakfast this morning? You look tired."

"Yeah, man, I slammed a Jiffle before I got here."
by Ultradave December 5, 2007
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Jiff

A thing Scottish people say, if they wonder about something. It is commonly spoken by the You-Tuber "DominantChris". He uses that Word in his Arma3 Troling Videos.
*Car Crashes* : Jiff? What Happend?
by Snogers October 19, 2018
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griff jiff

God Nick is such a griff jiff, he finished so quickly
by B1ttleb1tch November 6, 2016
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