verb. to refuse to spend money, usually due to having spent money on bills or just needing to save money in general and thereby acting like a stingy Jew.
Guy1: Hey do you want to get a beer tonight?
Guy2: Sorry man, I gotta play the Jew tonight, I just paid car insurance...
Guy2: Sorry man, I gotta play the Jew tonight, I just paid car insurance...
by Ersatzaxiom April 24, 2009
Get the Play the Jewmug. when a person of Jewish heritage gets an oddly familiar feeling that his or her cleverness in financial matters is meeting with envy & resentment, or that, for reasons of religious differences, antisemitism is afoot
When that loser referred to the city as Jew York, he struck a déjà Jew cord with people of every race and religion.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 4, 2013
Get the déjà Jewmug. by I is who I is May 24, 2004
Get the jew unitmug. by D'Brackus JJ Jabber Johnson II February 8, 2013
Get the Grammar Jewmug. When a Jewish person performs martial arts.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
Get the Jew Jitsumug. A unique alcoholic beverage consisting of 6 ounces of regular Hawaiian Punch, 1.5 ounces of Bacardi (clear) and a splash of lemon juice.
by Case isn't settled yet. May 24, 2009
Get the Juicy Jewmug. A fair amount worse than double jew, but not nearly as insulting as quadruple grand wizard jew.
Best defined as one who features all the unfortunate symptoms of jew simultaneously.
Best defined as one who features all the unfortunate symptoms of jew simultaneously.
Billy: "I'm pretty sure you could fit the amount you're tipping in your nose."
Josh: "You don't need to give more than 3% on tuesdays!"
Billy: "You're such a triple jew."
Josh: "You don't need to give more than 3% on tuesdays!"
Billy: "You're such a triple jew."
by The 252 February 7, 2010
Get the Triple Jewmug.