Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Jasper

Jasper is has a huge penis and suffers incredibly of huge-penis-disease. He stays strong although his troubles.

"yo is that jasper! i heard he has huge-penis-disease."

by bsjsbsbbsbebd November 3, 2021

jasper

theos boyfriend 😐😐😐🏳️ 🌈

oh hey jaspers really attractive or whatever the fuck 🤯🤯🤯

yeah you might want to fuck off that’s the emo kids boyfriend 😕😕😕😕😕

by yesthisistheo November 20, 2021

Jasper Cullen

My fictional boyfriend. He is taken. He is mine. He sparkles. He beautiful. <3

It’s jasper cullen

Ugh I can’t do this I’m dehydrated

by forsuresummer 🤍🤍 September 27, 2022

Aquinas Jasper

Aquinas Jasper, or AJ for short, is a great guy. He is musically talented and excellent with money. He’s an all around great guy!

Hey! Did you see Aquinas Jasper today? He’s so stylish!

by 12mmebuttafly November 25, 2021

Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.

Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022