Jason is Little bitch makes no sense and he is a freshmen thinking hes all grown trying to act all cool an shit but deep down he knows he a little hoe ass bitch
by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO! JASON!" the crowd cries in digust.
by olivia james and alice elliot March 23, 2009
Get the Jasonmug. A fucking hilarious guy who is usually a hardcore stoner. Jason loves to tell offending jokes (exp: dead baby jokes)
He is the most chillest person to meet and hearing him laugh will put a smile on your face.
He is the most chillest person to meet and hearing him laugh will put a smile on your face.
by Skybuggy July 15, 2014
Get the Jasonmug. by Wise fish June 1, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. A Jason is an extremely neurotic, emotional, immature, stupid, angry, self critical low self esteem kind of person that also tries extremely hard to make other people happy without success. A Jason doesn’t necessarily care about other’s opinions, unless it’s someone really close. They may pester you to hang out more to the point where you want to kill them, but all they want to do is see you more. For most reasons listed above, they hate themselves. Their impulsiveness and reactiveness has cost both friendships and relationships. Even the personality alone is repulsive enough to drive everyone that cares about them away :) They spend most of their days alone and not talking to anyone with Spotify and homework, and possible drawing when the inspiration actually hits.
Jason
by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf May 25, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.
by DawitLoverandGrishenHater101 March 6, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. 1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.
1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.
by buttjed February 3, 2010
Get the Jasonmug.