Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

Japanese button

Used by the English speaking player base in Square-Enix's MMO: FFXI, as an excuse for the superiority of Japanese players in every aspect of the game.

<JohnSmith>:"OMG why does this frickin jp always claim my VE????"
<SusieQ>:"Its the Japanese button"

by k3nt2 March 29, 2008

Japanese Rice Bowl

A sexual term referring to the Japanese way of eating where there are two chopsticks are going into a single bowl.

Damn Bobby we did that girl so hard. I'm glad i got to Japanese rice bowl her with you.

by Kambosoup October 23, 2009

Japanese Red Light

Upon seeing a green light, the passengers of the car all dive from the moving vehicle - Thus a Japanese Redlight

"One, two, three -JAPANESE RED LIGHT"

"Fuck, I didn't jump out in time"

by ReMiJe November 9, 2009

jamanja

a style of sex in which there is two ladys and one man. one lady is sucking the man's balls and the other lady is fucking the man....:)

we did it jamanja style yesterday

by j-smooth December 14, 2003

Japanese Dutch Oven

When someone shoves your head under the covers and lets out a huge fart after consuming large amounts of egg rolls.

If I let you stay the night you have to promise not to hit me with the japanese dutch oven

by Dutch oven queen June 24, 2010

Japanese Voyeurs

One Bad-Ass band with one beast of a lead singer :)

Wow Yolk is Badass!
What do you expect it's the Japanese Voyeurs.

by JV Maniac. July 24, 2011