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Jabberwalky

An emotionally retarded fuckwit who lined up in the cue to get the 4th Reich death jab while screaming at anti death jabbers about masks and other imaginary science fiction measures.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.
"Oh fuck, I can't even go shopping without running into a hysterical Jabberwalky screaming about me murdering people by breathing oxygen. Fuck those Jabberwalkies and the jab they rode in on."
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jabber

Someone who is inexperienced at penetrating during sex, particularily anal sex, and continues to uncomfortably poke the inside wall of the rectum.
Either he didn't use enough lube or he didn't know how to slide it, cause he was a real jabber.

Johnny was such a jabber; after he put it, he kept poking me.
by Call me Sparky January 13, 2006
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Jibble

n. a small piece of just about anything.
v. to break into very small pieces, usually as in "to jibble up."
There are jibbles of paper all over the floor.

Could someone jibble up the crackers for this topping?
by Melanie March 29, 2005
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Jabberwalkie

Any female, with large rounded breasts that have a tendency to bounce rhythmically as they walk.
'Look at that hot jabberwalkie coming towards us...' 'check out the jabberwalkie at 2 o'clock...'

From the slang words jabs meaning breasts and 'walkie' meaning walker.

- The first human jabberwalkie encounter occured in a restaurant on the island of Hvar, Croatia, September 2010 - Specimen X
by Curragh Crusader May 9, 2011
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jabber

A word to call a language or way of speaking.
I know how to talk in french!

U can Speak that jabber?
by Peter Do April 17, 2006
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Jabber

Member of The Messengers MC.

A real Big motherfucker from NJ
by DeathNoose October 19, 2008
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Jabber

1.) To talk rapidly, indistinctly, or unintelligibly

2.) A Salesperson at Panama city Toyota who displays the above traits.
I really wanted to buy a Toyota, but Jabber wouldn't shut up and let me buy the car. Now I drive a Honda.
by Rick Higbee June 5, 2004
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