Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC February 11, 2016
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JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.
Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-
by jfreshh February 15, 2019
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extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 09, 2019
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Josie Jabs

One of the coolest YouTubers. Her videos are incredibly entertaining and have captured a large audience of teenagers. She's lowkey and crazy at the same time
Everyone wants to be josie jobs, bro

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by broki115 June 21, 2019
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