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I am a guy so I was born with a jose
by Wakanda4ever65 March 9, 2020
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An el charming ass nigga has a mighty cock and will make your asshole hurt
I want Jose in my ass
by Lil cuck March 21, 2020
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Jose is a very good friend even tho he’s sometimes a bully and never eats food. but he’ll also stand up for u and help u when ur in a crisis and really wanna cry. he also loves his gf and wants to have six kids with her. everyone should have a jose in their life u won’t regret it 💁🏽 ♀️
Person #1: “ahhh do you know jose?”
Person #2: “omg yes he’s the homeboy 😌”
by idfkilljustputanonymous June 13, 2020
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Jose is the latino type of guy who cares about you but wont admit it. He likes to fool around with you and play with your hair, when something is wrong, he will stay till 3 am talking with you. However, sometimes he can be a player but once you are in his heart, there's no thing that takes you out of his mind.
If you fall in love, be sure that's a Jose
by Same old sad girl June 18, 2020
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jose is a childish special ed boy that has big ears and a big nose and is a fat ass that will steal your chips in school
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This JROTC kid that takes after his dad. Literally a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. I love him though, chillest and funniest person you will ever meet. My little blue eyed booger nugget 😩😩😩 jk jk don’t quote me on that. Nah, but Jose when will you get off of “a break” from other hoes, give me a chance bb. I’ll pay you 500 Rupees for your love 😏
When you see that Jose kid, tell him that the Marines are gonna kick his ass.
Jose, give that a girl a chance, she’s probably the only girl that has ever liked you for you and not your appearance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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Jose, just give me a chance already, my blue eyed booger man 👅. Jose is a little JROTC kid who wants to join the marines and is also a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. He be letting himself get played by all these girls that just want him for his appearance but I like him for literally everything. No but seriously, when you have enough “time for yourself” and are ready for a relationship, I’m here, I care about you so much but you were so oblivious to see just how much I care about you. He is a very funny (although his humor is kinda mean 😀), kind, smart and a daddy (idc if you don’t like that word). Idk if you’ll ever seen this but hopefully you aren’t dumb enough to not know it’s me you little rat.
Have you seen that Jose kid? Scream that you love communists in his face.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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