Josh

A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi

Josh:Hey bitch.
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi

by c_iiqnx May 11, 2018

Joshed

Being lied to all the mother fucking time

Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015

Josh

Josh is a very unattractive gay guy who thinks he is cool but can't even get his mom to look him in the eye. He regularly throws grenades at children's hospitals for fun. Don't trust a Josh he is a backstabbing hoe.

Cam: Have you seen Josh's ass?
Katie: No Cam he is a pedophile don't.

by averycoolkid February 11, 2017

josh

very funny , always there for people when needed , gorgeous but doesn’t realise it , tends to make girls feel really loved n welcome , just amazing in general

That guy is a josh, he’s handsome !

by Girltoft December 15, 2017

Josh

"Josh"

The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.

The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."

Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!

Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!

Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.

by SuperGirl007 January 9, 2014

josh

an absolute ass wipe where he won't shut up about his overwatch wins and is a cringe god.

wow he is a josh

by fhill swift September 20, 2018

josh

a guy who has an ego the size of an elephant and thinks so much of himself it is honestly tiring. constantly flirting with girls yet underneath all that he is probably scared of worms and cries over losing a game on his xbox.

girl1: omg omg omg this guy just flirted with me!
girl2: bet it was Josh

by Hello, September 16, 2020