Josh 

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

Josh by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017

Josh 

That one guy who everybody loves and is pretty chill. He's super funny and cool and his shoe game is on point. But he cleans them ALOT.

Josh is so fresh.

Josh by Catlov3r6969 April 25, 2017

Josh 

A huge douche wears metro sexual shirts and has ridiculously large hair.

Josh is dumb

Josh by Hsnsnsh June 11, 2017

Josh 

To give someone (preferably someone vulnerable) a little bit of attention and flirt with them even though you are unavailable and will not commit to any sort of relationship

"He seemed like a really nice guy until he Joshed me"

Josh by Carol659 June 13, 2017

Josh 

A nasty man that will never go away

Ewww it's a josh

Josh by Its you best friend July 22, 2017

Josh 

Verb:

Definition: To Josh: To repeatedly pester and annoy a prospect/customer with a series of phone calls and email communication with increasing levels of aggressiveness and increasingly desperate demands, ultimately leading to "radio silence" and "no-man's land," and killing the deal.

The opportunity was promising, but the salesman Joshed the prospect and now they have informed us we will not allowed to participate in the upcoming RFP.

Josh by The Axel July 26, 2017

Josh 

Josh is cool he is hot he pretty much flirt with every girl he likes but he mostly likes the plain hard to get ones I know bc I am one I tease him every time. His got really trust full friends but also annoying they just won't stop flirting. Be careful of what u say tho he is a hard nut but at the same time confusing.

Hey josh
Heyyy

Josh by Bonjour noah October 7, 2017