polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 06, 2021

Hibbity Jag

A jag is someone who is uptight or inflexible. Overly concerned with rules and order, or is unable or unwilling to relax. To be Hibbity means to send unsteady or contradicting signals.

Bro: Man, Stacie said I should text her, then didn't respond because she didn't want to seem too eager.

Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.

by Wantonwonton November 28, 2020

Jag bag

An awesome English teacher who has the wildest sense of humor, with fantastic style.

My jag bag teacher is the best

by Nightwing13 August 29, 2018

jag-bag

A citizen who does good things for his community.

President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!

by Victor Robertsons February 01, 2011

schrader jag

A man of Mexican descent with a very low immune system and is commonly untrustworthy.

Mate 1: where’s Jeremy ?

Mate 2: That weak bitch is sick again!

Mate 1: what a schrader jag !

by cptnckhd November 16, 2018

Jag Jet

Jag Jet is when you go to the toilet after drinking too much Jagermeister and have a Jet stream of Jager Poop come out your anus.

My god terry, I had far too much Jager last night. The jag jet i got this morning was catastrophic.

by condorman1 September 23, 2010