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Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.
by Unk22 August 5, 2022
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
mugGet the Jack me off like you beat your own meat!mug.

jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.
Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!
by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024
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Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january
I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.
by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020
mugGet the Jack off januarymug.

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
mugGet the Jacking off and eating popsiclesmug.

jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know
by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 24, 2022
mugGet the jack offmug.

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