Johnstown Jackoff

to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest

Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"

Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

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Jackoffasaurus

uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a Jackoffasaurus.

Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.

Or someone who jacksoff to much.

Billy:Dude Your Shirt is gay.
Sean: stfu you Jackoffasaurus.
Billy:*Cries
Alex:Nice dude

by Sean Wheeler January 14, 2008

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Jolly Jackoff January

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!

by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

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An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper July 21, 2008

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jackoff

to grad the base of the penis and slowly pull to the tip repeatably till you orgasm.

nick: how the date man? john: bad she didnt show i had to jackoff all last night. nick:oh.

by zsadist 28 May 27, 2011

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jackoffsterbate

to be masterbauting and jacking off at the same time, To have both hands manipualting your penis

dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired

by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006

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Jackoff party

Where a bunch of guys jackoff at the same time. Most often in a guys locker room just before or just after they take a shower while there still naked. Sometimes called a jackoff fest.

Where you in that jackoff party?

by Deep blue 2012 April 5, 2010

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