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quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.
Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
by dopexile August 25, 2019
mugGet the quiet trainmug.

quiet pup

A creepy bastard that you should avoid at all costs. Often has delusional fantasies involving corpses and their fluids.
'"Who's that guy?" "Don't talk to that creepy ass quiet pup man you'll walk away changed"
by Quiet pup August 25, 2017
mugGet the quiet pupmug.

Quiet Room

A place for Kyle to go when Ryan tells him to "Shut up"
1. Ryan: "Shut the fuck up!" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*
2. Ryan: "Hey Kyle, shut up" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*
3.Ryan: "Kyle, guess what? Shut up" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*
by one and only truther October 30, 2020
mugGet the Quiet Roommug.

quiet sex

We had quiet sex uhgg
by Gator194 May 25, 2015
mugGet the quiet sexmug.

quiet

A racing club trying to "quiet the world"
"Yo dude did you see that vette with the quiet plates?"
by torkie September 13, 2022
mugGet the quietmug.

Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.
Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"
by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017
mugGet the Chief Quiet Footmug.

Quiet Quickie

When your parents are in the other room but you really need that dick.
My parents were home so my bf and I had a quiet quickie.
by SortaPupper January 21, 2020
mugGet the Quiet Quickiemug.

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