Islam Moment

When you're about to get extra credit in class in a game of Jeopardy, but the person doing Final Jeopardy gets the question 'Which country is Mecca located in?' and they respond with 'Islam' instead of Saudi Arabia.

What country is Mecca located in?
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.

by NotanIslamMoment May 21, 2024

Abutorab Islam

A fantastic human being whose goal is to be the best Muslim possible.

Do you want to be an Abutorab Islam?

Of course, who doesn't want to be.

by Davidsonanderson April 29, 2025

british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.

Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit

by nugzda51st July 5, 2025

Muhammad Islam

A quiet kid ,appears in social media as a person who doesn't care about anything but plans everything. Fall in love with him at first sight with his charming appearance and his lovable character

Have you seen the new boy? I heard his name is Muhammad Islam. He seems calm and antisocial

by Sir crocodile November 21, 2021

Islamed

When you give someone land to use for free, then they declare war on you for being nice and make up lies.

Islamed -To be given something at zero cost only to attack the ones who gave it to you for no reason.

The Jews graciously gave the Muslims land to use, less than 12 hours later the satanist muslims declared war.

by BurnTrees December 31, 2023

islam

Meaning: Submission The Muslim faith requires Complete Blind Submission to its God, Allah.

He is completely different to the God of Christianity, he teaches the opposite of what the God of Christianity teaches. He is by no means the same God.

Quran 3.54
Literal: And they cheated/deceived and God Cheated/Deceived, and God (is) the best (of) Cheaters/Deceivers.

Solution: See Hebrew meanings of the name Yeshua/Jeshua/Jesus/Messiah/Christ/Immanuel.

Islam requires you to blindly submit and not question.

by HikMah January 23, 2024

Islam

An incorrect and false religion overshadowed by the correct religion christianity

I believe in Islam.
Islam is a false religion you should convert to christianity

by pseudonymflaggot April 30, 2024