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How to kiss someone invisible

Dude you have no hobbies why you searchinghow to kiss someone invisible“ ?????
by Artistic fox October 1, 2018
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the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010
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HTC Invisible

A word that describes the non-existent smartphone you own
Person 1: I have the newest invention in smartphones *reaches into pocket and pulls out nothing* Its the HTC invisible! Its free, with no monthly charge!
Person 2: Dude you don't have a phone. Thats your hand.
Person 1: PSHHHHH! You just can't see it. Its too far in the future for you to understand.
by kitkath August 12, 2011
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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010
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the invisible

The Invisible is a Deviant (see also deviantart )
Can be found at www.the-invisible.deviantart.com
by aeilidh April 5, 2005
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petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
by Hugh March 7, 2005
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internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 June 7, 2016
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