Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

Intenting

Being unmotivated to grind for something in a game, thus you buy it.

Dude.. did you just see the new style that came out? No..? Well, Donyell just pulled an intent and bought it. It looks cool as fuck! Intenting is so cool.

by alisop March 11, 2024

Intestine perfume

A stinky ass fart

“The guy let off a nasty intestine perfume on the boat yesterday, it was disgusting”

by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025

The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.

Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”

by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019

Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH

I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch

by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021

spicy intestine

put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas

now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life

"ahhhh my ass carl " i got spicy intestines

by coastal401 May 3, 2022