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Intelligenter

A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.
Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!

Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!

*Takes Bite*

Michael Cera: How's it taste?

Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.

Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?

Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..
by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009
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Intelligent lust

The carnal need to mate felt between two highly intellectual people, who try and justify it to themselves, and re-enforce it to each other by describing their relationship as a spectacular intellectual bond, when actually they just need to fuck each others brains out.
PhD rocket scientist: "She's got a Nobel Prize - we are clearly made for each other. We'll be together forever, we've talked it all through already. It makes total sense."

Friend of rocket scientist: "Nah, that's just intelligent lust. Get over it."
by Anonymous2301 January 24, 2011
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Intelligent Post.

INTELLIGENT POSTS - (n) Posts made anywhere on the BBS that are coherent to the topic and are not spam.

(v) The act of posting intelligently in anothers topic/club. Helping other users, providing links to necessary situations. Not acting like an asshole, not using these over used quotes, "Get a life", "n00b", "o'rly?", "It's the internet for fucks sake".
Ex. of an Intelligent Post. "Not bad, but what would of happened if the cops came and saw you and your friends drinking? I don't think that, that bad-ass self of yours, that you stated to have earlier, would of appeared then."
by Boris-4-U August 2, 2006
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pseudo intelligensia

Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive thought and time into the area. People who think The Matrix is a profound philosophical statement.

People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
pseudo intelligensia - "but how do you know that this isnt just a computer simulation, and really were just in the matrix...?"

"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"
by King Rog May 25, 2006
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Incelligence

noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
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intelligentsia

The intellectual elite, but the term only seems to apply in eastern european and some asian societies. People like Stalin and Pol Pot seemed to target this group for annhilation for no obvious (i.e. sane) reason.
Intelligentsia are the enemies of the people. Kill them all.
by fubarderby June 13, 2004
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intelligent design

An attempt by the apologists for creationism to artificially inject their metaphysical theory with scientific credibility. Intelligent design makes the "deduction" that the development of complex life on this planet was an intelligent creator, largly on the basis of argument by personal incredulity, a flawed understanding of Darwinian natural selection and fundamental misunderstandings of basic principles of thermodynamics and biology. Advocates claim natural selection/evolution (which they frequently confuse) are impossible, and often have links to other biblical-literlists that believe the earth is only 30000 years old, and other such fantasies. There is reason that the evidence would lead any impartial person to come to such conclusions; it is therefore an example of wishful thinking and by the principle of Occam's razon is a metaphysical (faith) based belief, not a scientific one. The continued deliberate obtuseness on this issue has led to fundamentalists attempting to force science teachers to present it in the classroom, and the general devaluing of science in the population of the US and other countries as a whole.
Although there is not a scrap of evidence for intelligent design, it is impossible to disprove (because god can do anything!), and hence it is a metaphysical theory.

Because natural selection is demonstrably observably occuring right now, it is a scientific theory.
by l42emmings September 13, 2005
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