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instant migrator

Someone who often Instant Migrates.

These people seem to think saying something as simple as 'bye' or 'cya' before they leave your IM conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye.
Person #1: Morning, instant migrator
Person #2: What?
Person #1: You instant migrated from our convo last night
Person #2: So?
Person #1: You do it all the time.
Person #2: I CBA to say goodbye. (Person #1 walks away annoyed) Wait where are you going? Your just gonna leave without saying anything? I would never do that to you.
by urban--english-dictionary November 19, 2007
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instalysis

Instant Analysis of a situation or problem. It's for when you want an answer immediately, but it should be at least somewhat thought out.
...I couldn't figure it out and I didn't know what to do, so I turned to the smartest person in our office for some instalysis...
by Farb Nivi June 12, 2008
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Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.
my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"
by aztekerz February 24, 2009
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instantschnell

Stupid german expression for 'extremely fast'. Used a lot by fucktard WoW players.
"Heute müssen wir auf 70 leveln, aber instantschnell!!"
by rtfm&gtfo March 29, 2009
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instant "o"

noun - something that is so amazing it makes you want to jizz pants, can be virtually anything

verb - intant "o"ed - the act of something being so amazing that you basically cream your panties
1. noun - Kyle's homemade macaroni and cheese was so delicious that Heather considered it an instant "o" and nearly moaned as she ate.

2. verb - When I watched New Moon and Taylor Lautner appeared on the screen shirtless, I instant "o"ed.
by pandarex November 25, 2009
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Instant Legend

A violent game of football played on a small pitch.

The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.

If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
Legend: Holy shit fat boy is an Instant Legend!

Hero: Really?

Legend: LOL JK!
Hero: LOL!
by NeilKetchum September 8, 2010
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Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.
A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010
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