Indonesia

The Weenie Hut Jr. of countries. By contrast, America is Salty Spitoon.

American: "I think you'd be more comfortable over at that country"
Non-American: "Indonesia?! Are you saying I belong in Indonesia?!"
American: "No, sorry, I was actually pointing to the country above it."
Non-American: "Malaysia"?!
American: "Yeah. Unless you think you have thick enough skin to hang out with me."
(Non-American inhales; cut to him at Indonesia)

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023

Flag

Get the Indonesia mug.

Indonesians

Literally the ONLY people you'll ever get to hang out with if you don't stop taking everything so goddamn seriously and grow a thick skin.

"You take things too seriously, either grow a thick skin, or hang out with Indonesians the rest of your life"

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023

Flag

Get the Indonesians mug.

Related Words

Indolent • indole • Indolence • indolently • indolescent • Ghetto Indole • Law of Indolence • indonesia • Indonesian • intolerance

indollarive

A hundred-fold-level bribe/reward.

Years ago, kids would get all excited to be given a "shiny penny" in exchange for performing a yucky/difficult task, but nowadays said Lincoln-head coin isn't even enough for a piece of candy anymore, and so an indollarive is now da new minimum wheel-greaser to make said youngsters feel like exerting themselves.

by QuacksO June 16, 2023

Flag

Get the indollarive mug.

Indonesian Street Line Painter

When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.

I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.

by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023

Flag