Hypocrite

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.

Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.

by thia_lynd May 7, 2018

Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019

hypocrite

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.

Hypocrite: You play (Game)? 5 year old...
Later
Hypocrite: I'm gonna go play some (Game).

by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things they do.

Gretchen Whitmer going to places un-masked and no distancing while telling everyone they need to. Such a hypocrite

by Skynet07 May 23, 2021

hypocrite

When you TELL someone to stop talking

ugh, you are being SUCH A HYPOCRITE!

by JellyCrabYT June 24, 2022

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.

The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020