Heifer

-fat bitch
- female con artist

Shut the fuck up u heifer

by DaqueenNY July 11, 2015

heezelbee x-tee cee

result of talking while drunk/super tired; could also be a nickname for a hot bitch!; x tee cee is the name of a shot

"heezelbee in new york" "what are you up to you heezelbee x-tee cee?" " i want an x tee cee shot!"

by jenlindsmar September 4, 2008

haize

A weed legend often referred to as 'Haizey Blazey.'

Dude I smoked so much I felt like Haizey Blazey

by rsfsgbhstrrsbsshyn July 11, 2017

Heineken

Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.

Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2004

Alts-heimer's

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

heifey

the act of getting so crunk that you started grinding on guys as an act of homo sexuality

"dude i was so freakin heifey last night at the club that everyone started calling me a faggot"

by aaron bomber and grady penning August 3, 2007

heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2008