A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.
by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016
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Hartford il is a town which you pretty much can do whatever you want because nobody really cares what you do.
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The sound a dog or seal make while vomiting.
DOG TYPE: Dogs are known for their barks of joy, anger, happiness, etc....
In some rare occasions the dog barks and vomits at the same time, letting out the sound of 'harf'.
Please do note that this is highly improbable but may happen.
SEAL TYPE: Seals are known for their joyful arfs, a representative of many meanings.
Typically you will see seals at a circus performing with a beach ball and having the seal balance the ball on their nose. seals may barf while arfing and cause a sound of 'harf'
2:
To harf down a meal is to eat it in a matter of time that it would usually not take.
Harfing something down would be faster because of hunger or for a contest, this is usually referred to wolfing, choking down, or in a figure of speech: 'inhaling'.
The sound a dog or seal make while vomiting.
DOG TYPE: Dogs are known for their barks of joy, anger, happiness, etc....
In some rare occasions the dog barks and vomits at the same time, letting out the sound of 'harf'.
Please do note that this is highly improbable but may happen.
SEAL TYPE: Seals are known for their joyful arfs, a representative of many meanings.
Typically you will see seals at a circus performing with a beach ball and having the seal balance the ball on their nose. seals may barf while arfing and cause a sound of 'harf'
2:
To harf down a meal is to eat it in a matter of time that it would usually not take.
Harfing something down would be faster because of hunger or for a contest, this is usually referred to wolfing, choking down, or in a figure of speech: 'inhaling'.
1:
Seal says> Arf
Seal 2 says> Harf
Seal says> damn u lucky.
2:
1 says> dude I'm so hungry.
2 says> I can tell, you're harfing it down.
Seal says> Arf
Seal 2 says> Harf
Seal says> damn u lucky.
2:
1 says> dude I'm so hungry.
2 says> I can tell, you're harfing it down.
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And likes to play.
And likes to play.
Person:aAy you suck you cant even aim
Person 2 : Like you can play.
*Both fighting*
Harfan:Laughs at it instead
Person 2 : Like you can play.
*Both fighting*
Harfan:Laughs at it instead
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