handtasy

Using your hand to fulfill a fantasy. Masturbation.

Barry saw a hottie who smelled like raspberries and he looked at his right hand and knew a handtasy was happening.

by von groovy June 9, 2019

Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.

She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.

by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020

Handual

If you're unsure if you want to says handbook or manual, use "handual" to cover both words.

Have you read the handual?

by Salem Saberhagen September 17, 2020

Handual

When you can't decide if you need a handbook or manual.

"Could you please read the... handual before you call support."

by Salem Saberhagen September 17, 2020

handancing

It’s the type of dance people do by standing in one position but using their hands obsessively to the music.

John tries to own the dance floor but all he’s doing is handancing.

by StotheG December 11, 2020

Handfaggle

To move around a food item in a crude manor. Usually touching the food way too much.

Trey why did you have to handfaggle that damn pizza like that?

by Albino namekian January 24, 2021

handmister

A male version of handmaiden

My handmister will take my luggage upstairs.

by handsoapsolo February 25, 2021