When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.
by eternaldoom September 12, 2011
Get the Broken Hose mug.A sensational reaction that occurs when a male is suddenly put in such a strong sexual situation that the male's flaccid penis releases its load without prior alarm, as if the penis was a "loose hose".
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n. A very large penis.
by saint_adventure October 3, 2014
Get the Mastodon Hose mug.The act of going to the receiving end of a glory hole and pulling as hard as you can on someone's penis until it beings to look like a rubber garden hose
I was catching some dome at a glory hole when the asshole gripped and ripped. Made my shit look like a rubber hose
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Get the rubber hose mug.When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.
Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.
Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.
Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.
by stuartc1 June 17, 2020
Get the Getting Hoped mug.the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.
think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".
think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".
(on a road trip)
A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble
A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble
by prick reuben October 4, 2011
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