hosition

Any position one puts their Ho in

My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.

by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

hosierainkiss

a Twitter trend; a monthly celebration on the 13th of every month of all Hosie related items including but not limited to songs by Freya Ridings, SVRCINA, and Lewis Capaldi. This day also honors Hosie Instagram edits, fan fictions (re: the hosie hogwarts au; cast yourself (you are the spell)), Hosie art, and the Hosie co-captains/founders/actresses Danielle Rose Russell and Kaylee Bryant of The CW's Legacies. Has been celebrated with famous companies, Altoids & Cinnabons, amongst supporters following their alliance/partnership with the hosies since the hoesies group reached out.

Origins: On May 12, 2020, creator/showrunner Julie Plec (LEGACIES, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES) responded to fans' turmoil regarding a casual comment that suggested the romantic pairing of Hope and Josie was a joke. She followed up with clarification that the rain kiss between the romantic ship Delena from one of the show's predecessors, The Vampire Diaries, was made possible by endless tweets.

On May 13, 2020, the hashtag #hosierainkiss trended across five countries.

Did you see? #hosierainkiss trended in five countries! OPRAH!

by hosiee August 14, 2020

Gas hose

To firmly grab your penis (like a pump handle) and insert into an unsuspecting pocket of someone else. Then 'fill er up'.

You waited in line to pee? I just gas hosed that guy in the snowpants. He's a pocket full of premium.

by Blue Wafflr June 19, 2013

receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.

Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.

by theoldsage November 13, 2016

food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

Lightning Hoses

Spark plug wires

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.

by bas1563 February 6, 2021

abusing the hose

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas

i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"

by imma geneis<lol January 5, 2011