(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.
I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.
by McGrobb September 8, 2011
Get the Hillbilly Parademug. When I was in the middle of nowhere (where the air smells like cow shit) I saw many hillbilly tumbleweeds fly across the road.
by Patmaguchi August 16, 2009
Get the Hillbilly Tumbleweedmug. Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.
"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"
"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"
"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"
by Jgutta319 May 17, 2010
Get the Suburbanized hillbilliesmug. by Brotha Dugg February 23, 2022
Get the Hillbilly Hairspraymug. by Bigtimmy6789754 November 19, 2015
Get the hillbilly blumpkinmug. The act of the girl putting wintergreen snuff in while giving oral sex and right before climax she spits tobacco juice on your dick.
That crack whore just gave me a hillbilly blowjob (getting a blowjob by a chick with a lip packed).Hillbilly redneck blowjob Copenhagen snuff
by the grid iron gang bang March 29, 2015
Get the hillbilly blowjobmug. Term erroneously applied to oxycontin or other pain medications which are misused by certain individuals who use bad judgement thinking they will get 'high' from a medicine by misusing it against labeling instructions and better judgement instead causing death.
Even when hillbilly heroin is taken as as directed on the label and not altered in any way, you can still have an adverse reaction to it and end up toes up in the morgue.
by mel September 21, 2003
Get the hillbilly heroinmug.