heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

heaving

(Verb) - Loving, Living, or Gagging for someone/something to the extreme. Derived from the word "dry-heaving" refers to the next level after gagging.

Virginia, I am HEAVING over your Louboutins right now! You flaw-less bish!

by Miss Esty Dee January 2, 2017

haling

To lie in a joking way, to be a trickster. To be a "Hal".

Hal told everyone he had talked to the building manager who said the AC was broken for the whole summer. But they all knew he was just haling.

by philuppus June 3, 2018

tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010

pin heading

Typically considered the hobby of over weight bored people that want to look at the creative nature of others that take the the time to make something and post it for others to get good ideas from. In other words people who go onto pintrest with absolutely no intention of doing anything they actually see

(Woman on the phone) OMG did you see that amazing cupcake on pintrest I repined it like 20 times! (Man in the background) What the hell will you stop pin heading and get over here and make a cupcake!!!!!

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013

hearingaid

The act of fornicating with the hole created by a woman's ear spacer.

Man, See that bitch with the hole in her ear? I've gave her a hearingaid.

by Lindsay Forrester March 20, 2009

Heaving Phrogs

Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausing only long enough to excrete the remnants of opposing players.

The Heaving Phrogs reign supreme in the world of fantasy football.

by WHOLCO1 October 27, 2008