Hired guns

It’s when a company has to hire a couple pigeons because they can’t get good help

Why do we have to go with hired guns

by Workforce November 12, 2019

Quiet Hired

When an employer refuses to acknowledge an employee’s increase in worth with an increase in salary.

Employee: “Hello company, I’ve been in the same position for 10 years. I’ve been successful. I work nights and weekends. I take on additional work and responsibilities. I love what I do. I feel though that my relationship with this company is one sided. I feel that I have invested way more into this company than it has invested into me. I would like a pay raise and a promotion that aligns better with responsibilities I have accumulated over the years. "

Company: “…….. ”

Employee: “Oh no! I’ve been quiet hired!”

by Marry Swanson August 26, 2022

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Hairdo-over

Noun- In anticipation of an important social event (IE- party, wedding, taking a new profile picture, etc) the generic douche bag spends an impressive amount of time grooming his or herself, covering their locks with an unending mixture of hair gel, hairspray or styling mousse in an attempt to get the perfect look, only to become increasingly frustrated with their failure and have to wash their scalp thoroughly and start from scratch.

Person 1: "Jesus bro, I've been waiting in the car for forty-five minutes, how long does it take for you to get ready?"

Bobby: "Gimme a break man, I've got to look bitchin' tonight. I've just screwed up my 'do for again, I'm gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right.

by Tomstoppable September 20, 2011

walking hatred

a person who is notorious for walking around in hatered. or a person who hates everything and everyone.

(walking hatred)- "next person i see in a wheelchair is getting beat the fuck up!"

by WALKING HATRED February 21, 2011

Hairdresser Syndrome

Tears in key neck arteries (espicially the carotid artery which can be fatal), caused by repetitive neck cracking.

Hairdresser Syndrome is very common in salons and is sometimes referred to as 'Beauty Parlor Syndrome'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Hatred

Updating Facebook but not responding to a text from your significant other.

That is complete hatred.

by Coopsie24 July 7, 2018