Have you ever had a dream 

The phrase "have you ever had a dream" is a quote from the Disney animated film Hercules. At around the 26 minute mark in the movie, Hercules says to Phil:

"Haven't you ever had a dream? Something you wanted so bad, you'd do anything?"

he movie came out in 1997. According to KnowYourMeme the video originates from an interview in 1999. It is entirely possible the child saw and loved Hercules, and wanted to share his favorite, inspiring quote from his favorite movie.

"Have you ever had a dream? Something so bad, you'd do anything?"

Have you ever had a dream by Qwertysjnf2 January 9, 2022

Please help I've had a strokety pokety 

Oh my god help him and stop looking at this word idiot!

Please help I've had a strokety pokety Tom.

Please help I've had a strokety pokety by I'm stupid July 10, 2022

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device 

The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack

Have you seen If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device. Thanks GamesWorkshops indirectly ended it...

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device by NoIDont'tIWill January 30, 2023

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them 

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had. 

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had. by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

see, wut had happened was.. 

when a ghetto person -or person that talks ghetto- gets ready to tell a story; usually about how much weed they smoked that day, how much crunk juice they drank that weekend, what ho/dude they banged, when they're about to lie, or when they are talking about something that totally doesn't need to be started with "see wut had happened was.."

"see, what had happened was..is this..i smoked so much dr0 n drank s0 much crunk juice this weekend, that i banged some dude that was toe up from tha flo' up"

see, wut had happened was.. by Erica* May 3, 2005

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table 

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021