Gunktah

Gunktah is an someone who represents. It means strength and courage, and fun, bullshit, don't have to live nothing, something you wish you were.

Gunktah is a shining star, brave, foxy, brown, lovely, God.

by justice is served April 6, 2008

Gunky

a near-unexplainable feeling one gets when missing something usually always on their person (ie: cell phone, jewelry, etc)

Aw shucks, I left my cell phone at home. I feel all...gunky.

by Brosenb1 January 22, 2013

Gunkfunkle

To mess a mess up with another mess. A complex process of ruination that occurs over a period of time that involves layers or mixtures of multiple kinds of junk, refuse, slime, mold, dirt,dust,dander,body fluids,moisture, toe jam, feces, food particles, bacteria, scum, film, viruses and any other material that may degrade over time and meld with another material causing the original messy material to be digested or dissolved thereby making the original mess completely and utterly destroyed along with the original objects or materials in and around the original mess.

If you gunkfunkle your room again you are going to be grounded for three years.

The Government has been gunkfunkled since the Obama administration took charge!

by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

gunksmunkler

Someone who steals (or smunkles) a viscous substance from one personal belongs to sell for their own gain. Typically used as a derogatory term towards people who steal said substance. The substance (typically referred to as sludge, slime, or gunk) is commonly used to keep demons away.

"That gunksmunkler has been smunkling gunk from my anti gunky gunk smunkle station"

by PaulGunkSmunkler June 10, 2021

gunkai

Not to be confused with gunk-eye, this is an exclamatory expression used under any number of appropriate circumstances. There is no clear-cut definition of when to use this word, and however appropriate it is to state this word is to be determined by the speaker. However, if caught saying it in a poor situation, the speaker may be subject to humiliation by his/her peers.

Dewd: Hey. HEY! You got PIzzOwned!
Dude: Haha, no. You did! Gunkai!

note: best spoken in either a South or East Asian accent.

by Zeehar October 9, 2005

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 20, 2008

Gunkel

Stands for gay uncle.

Dude, watch out for your gunkel.

by Purple_Pirate_Man February 12, 2017