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Josh parmer is the official wang guru becuz he is obssessed with wangz up his butt and drawing wangz up other gay guys butts...LMao
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One who prides him or herself on being a cesspool of useless information, and who will often inappropriately throw out random facts in normal conversation to appear more intelligent than they actually are - especially when they are misinformed but overly confident in their knowledge.
Often, a guru will ruin a joke by pointing out a flaw in logic or in facts, or will rattle off an excessive amount of information on a topic that nobody really cared about to begin with.
Often, a guru will ruin a joke by pointing out a flaw in logic or in facts, or will rattle off an excessive amount of information on a topic that nobody really cared about to begin with.
JH: I don't drink tea. It's unhealthy because it has caffeine in it.
Everyone: Thanks, GURU.
JH: George Harrison was important to The Beatles because he helped many other stars become popular, such as Eric Clapton.
Everyone: Gu. Ru.
Guru: Yeah man, Slow Ride is the theme to That 70's Show.
SG: What? No it isn't. Are you sure?
Guru: Yeah.
SG: How sure?
Guru: Like 100%. It's definitely the theme song.
Everyone: Thanks, GURU.
JH: George Harrison was important to The Beatles because he helped many other stars become popular, such as Eric Clapton.
Everyone: Gu. Ru.
Guru: Yeah man, Slow Ride is the theme to That 70's Show.
SG: What? No it isn't. Are you sure?
Guru: Yeah.
SG: How sure?
Guru: Like 100%. It's definitely the theme song.
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Usually results in the newly-minted "expert" being given more assignments on the same subject matter, with the expectation that they will be easy tasks for the guru.
Usually results in the newly-minted "expert" being given more assignments on the same subject matter, with the expectation that they will be easy tasks for the guru.
Partner/Sr. Associate: "Can you handle this assignment? I heard you're the office guru on _____."
The guru: "Uh.... sure."
The guru: "Uh.... sure."
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