griffinitis

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.

John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."

by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006

Griffinated

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering

Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.

Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.

by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 8, 2009

Griffith

Derived from the Viking term "Grivit" meaning "man with ridiculously huge curly hair"

-Oh my God, my hairs grown so much, I don't know whether to cut it?
-I think you should mate, you're a griffith at the moment!

by lordoftherings32many February 23, 2010

The Real Life Griffins

The Reality Show parody of The Real World,That The Griffins Were on Because Meg Was Embarassed By Her Family So She Went On Diane! and A TV Executive Saw Them.

The Real Life Griffins Fired Meg! WooHoo! YAY!

by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008

GRIFFIN

A Griffin never does anything. He accepts that he is useless.

Griffin is...

by Gryphon1269 May 17, 2018

Griffin

When you let your best friend fuck your wife.

Hey bro can I Griffin your wife?

by Griffin4 June 25, 2020

Snake Griffin

When you know how to move your tongue better than the rest. Primarly used to describe someone who eats pussy.

They call me Snake Griffin............(lalalalalal)

Oh for real you turned 18, you want a happy snake griffin?

by t-town reppin July 11, 2009