high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

gaff off

to procrastinate or otherwise avoid doing work; to be lazy

When are you going to quit gaffing off and file those casreps?

by Craig 'Pags' Paganucci January 19, 2004

Graffiti

Graffiti is a commonly misunderstood form of illegal art. Graffiti is done on walls, buses, trains, and other forms of private and public property, often without permission (thus the 'illegal' part). Ink, paint, scratches, and other ways can be used to do graffiti; spray paint cans with special tips being the favored way, since they are easily carried and do not require brushes and other equipment. Note that not all things sprayed/written on a wall are graffiti! Gang markings, crude bathroom writings, and other less artistic forms of wall-markings are NOT graffiti.

Graffiti (also called Graf) is a form of self expression, and while it is illegal, is NOT vandalism.

Closely related to people who tag.

Man, I saw some awesome graf down by Ninth Street yesterday.

by THORNE ¥ August 9, 2004

giraffe

a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`

Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.

by RockTheJordan June 22, 2006

gaff

Noun.

British slang for one's flat/apartment.

"I spent the night at Kat's gaff."

"You lucky fuck."

by frank carter May 16, 2005

free gaff

Crazy party that is held when some1s parents go out of town and every1 comes over and drinks themselves in2 stupors!!

Hey my parents are going away to seychelles tomorrow lets have a free gaff!!

by Robert O'Connell-Kilroy August 29, 2005

gaffot

A synonym of the term faggot and derived from the same term. First created by players of first person shooter games.

"omg stfu gaffot!!1rtfo lolol;olol

by Pahylah February 19, 2005