Gooch

Verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.

2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.

Verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.

4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
Interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Noun
6. an act of sex

7. a partner in sex
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible. (usually followed by hole or head)
Verb Phrases
9. Gooch around , Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.

b. to engage in promiscuous sex.

10. Gooch off , Slang .

a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.

b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.

c. to waste time.

11. Gooch up, Slang .

a. to bungle or botch; ruin.

b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
18. give a gooch , Slang . to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):

Girl 1: "I'm gooch'd off, my boyfriend almost came in my face"
Girl 2: "He almost gooch'd you. I got gooch'd once, and I'm never taking a gooching to the face without tissues again."
Male 1: "I tried to gooch on her face, but I missed, son of a gooch"
Male 2: "Ha! She gave you the reverse gooch!"

by Socorion December 14, 2018

Grey Gooch

Someone who drinks vodka mixed with gooch sweat.

Timmy drinks "Grey Gooch" when he parties with his shemale friends.

by socrates34 January 14, 2010

Gobshite

Noun; Someone who talks an absolute load of bollocks && has nothing meaningful to say. They just talk complete && utter shit. Someone who can't keep their mouth shut.

"Phillip, stop talking shit ya gobshite. Learn to keep ya mouth shut."

by TyFace June 11, 2006

GOOCH STICK

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"

Tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped Gooch? Worry no more my friend. Gooch Stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that Gooch smelling great agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

gooshy

to pinch or squeeze someone's arm or leg because something of great cuteness was seen

Emerson: Look at that old man! Mooshy gooshy
Madeline: He's so gooshy!

Madeline: I love babies!
Emerson: They're so gooshy!

Madeline: Your kitty is adorable.
Emerson: I love to gooshy her!

by hermione and ginny February 25, 2011

goochitis

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Goochi Mane

When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.

Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane

by murg11 March 11, 2011